I Can’t Afford To Be Here “Mototowel for the true privateer "

💸 I Can’t Afford to Be Here Motowel – Microfiber Motocross & Trackside Towel

Motocross isn’t cheap—but your gear can be fun! The I Can’t Afford to Be Here Motowel is the ultimate trackside accessory for riders and fans who laugh at the cost of racing while living for throttle therapy. Soft, absorbent, and built to last, this motocross-themed microfiber towel adds humor and function to every moto weekend.

🛠️ Features That Matter

• Dual-Sided Design:
  
• Velour Microfiber Side (100% Polyester): Smooth, soft, and perfect for wiping goggles or sweaty faces.
• Terry Cotton Side (100% Cotton): High-absorbency to tackle sweat, dirt, and spills.
• Bold Sublimated Graphic: “I Can’t Afford to Be Here” print that stays sharp wash after wash.
• Compact Size: 11” x 18” – ideal for track bags, garages, or bars.
• Easy Care: Machine washable with race-tested durability.

🏍️ Perfect For:

• Motocross riders who spend it all on bikes & parts
• Dirt bike & UTV fans with a sense of humor
• Pit crews, garage hangs & race-day essentials
• Rider gifts, MX event merch, or moto dads who know the struggle

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